Dear Mr. Naked Man,
I know you are proud of your body.. and you like showing it off but you are showing it off to the wrong crowd when u decide to bare it all next to me. You have a towel, i've seen it, but for some odd reason you don't care to hide ur masculinity. You rather would like to have the towel on your shoulder. That's fine and all but mr dingle might get cold so i would suggest putting it around him..
I moved to another locker, you are there. I wait until i know u might be done, you are there. i think that's why my eyesight is going bad..
Also, taking up the whole bench and rubbing ur bare ass all over most the bench isn't too hygenic. You are about half my size and still you need 1/2 the bench to get dress. People are willing to give u that much room maybe thats why you do go naked, which brings me back too please put a towel on. Just letting u know, we all have one.. you're not the only one.
So in conclusion, could u please put the mouse away..I have my own to look at. Thank you Kindly.. douche bag. :D
sincerely,
the Man who don't want to see that 5 times a week.
P.S. thought bubble for the day "Do people not have any kind of decency anymore?"(i fall into that category sometimes :D but not like above.. eww)
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